You’re right. No one in their right mind would do that.

On the other hand, people not in their right mind often run things. Such as my old professional liability insurance. Which wrote the username and password in the yearly statements…

And also sent you the password through email if you forgot it…

Also you couldn’t change it…

What if I didn’t get a basket before I got to checkout, but I barely juggled my 10 items successfully and then once it’s all scanned I can’t figure out how to juggle them again?

(I’m sorry)

Usually that tool is that I’m a woman

I mean that doctors (emergency or otherwise) tend not to listen to me because I am a woman.

This changes when a (cis, white) man is present.

I remember this one. I love this story.

And then the desk collapses because it’s not real wood

You ask it

When I was working on mine I was making $1800 and rent was only ~$720 for a 2 bed. I think that included pet rent too.

The mental toll however…(Hundreds of thousands of dollars in insurance claims later, probably more)

Yeah so you have to pay an extra monthly “rent” PER PET (not to mention the extra deposits! Yes plural)

I was looking at a place the other day. 2 bedroom apartment in a shitty area. I didn’t take notes on all the costs but this is what I have:

Application Fee: $50 per applicant

Rent: $1450 $2115

Security Deposit: $1450 $2115

Nonrefundable Pet Deposit per pet: $300

Pet Deposit per pet: $200

Pet Rent per pet: $25

No utilities included

Edit: misremembered the rent by a lot

Can Maury reveal it as well?? I would actually watch it then!