Zoboomafoo

So he’s the reason I was treated like a threat when I was last fired?

Spoiling?

Maybe it was actually a .7z

My party doesn’t use lemmy so I can drop some setting spoilers

They don’t know that the adorable orphan they adopted in their time travel adventure is actually the evil lich queen in the modern day, and I’m looking forward to dropping that bomb on them

I use 8gb thumb drives! They’re what’s in my miscellaneous drawer and I haven’t needed a larger one

If only chains had the balls to actually serve spicy food

In geocentricity, neither Venus nor Mars are closer to Earth than Mercury is

This is actually (kind of) true, mercury is the closest planet to every planet on average

With a 9th level slot, sure

That’s why in my setting criminals get tossed into a kiln if they’re sentenced to death without parole

It’s for their own good 😉