ZOSTED

What are the odds of a bird landing on your keys on a day when your nails are in perfect order are unbelievable

does it… keep increasing?

Yeah for this reason I worry about illustrators and concept artists. Those used to be dream jobs, now I’m not so sure they’re even jobs anymore.

Howdy howdy howdy!

I honestly can’t stop greeting people like this, even though I’ve never stepped foot in a place where it doesn’t snow