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Yeah, who’s Eepstein? Apart from the offspring of a great felt scientist and some dead guy with fluffy hair.

Dxslexia error that got past the editing check I would guess. Or the clever joke thing, that works too.

Did they leave out some high ranking general with the same name? In their frantic CYA narrative isn’t there some key person missing from the chat, and if so why not name them?

Mangolione?

Reciprocal empathy.

Got his remit mixed up, he’s on exercise not exorcism!

Bonobo Love Island:Chimpanzee Gladiators.

It’s getting hard to take even reality seriously these days.

I hope it was attached to someone more competent than her father. Like a roomba.

There’s a TV trope for that: Reed Richards is Useless

It has a list of reasons mostly narrative and marketing driven, so if the source material doesn’t allow it then the films wouldn’t either.