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The snake then bit the sloth, which returned him to the infinite innocence of oblivion. (The snake then fucked his wife.)

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If I found myself laid out on a blanket that was the same color and texture of my own hide, I’d be a little worried about it’s origins.

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He’s not smart, his ego just can’t handle everyone, everywhere seeing what a loser he is.

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35 points

This guy looks like a mix of Joe Biden and George W. Bush.

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The golden snitch.

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This is not the picture I would draw if someone asked me to explain what a “top” and “bottom” were.

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78 points

Now consider wild fires during that period.

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I wonder how many minutes it took to pre-target that site with a Minuteman-3.

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The celestial administrators looked at his dating record and just made the assumption.

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Has to keep it sharp for Grinder.

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