Whaaambulence

Not the half assed, thrown together, overpriced cookie from Longos. Like no effort at all. Could’ve literally grabbed a whole roll of Pilsbury chocolate chip cookie dough for $6. Put it in a round cookie pan for literally 13 mins in her fancy new appliances. It would’ve taken her less time, than driving all the way across town for this. My children could’ve done this. Would’ve even been a fun activity to do with L. But why bother. Shes the epitome of lazy.

Even when she pretended to be a “single mother”, she didn’t even do any of this. Shes such a sham

They all literally look like the “perfect make up” filter on TT. Didn’t she use to say “ageing gracefully” or some crap like that? Now they all make themselves look the same. Nothing stands out about any of them anymore. Cookie cutter boring, clout chasing, affiliate link, grifters. So predictable. Such a snoozefest

Her trying to smile is like when you walk a long way, outside in the cold. It looks painful

His beard is so unkept. Looks like a bunch of discarded pubes glued to his face

That comical triangular MJ nose is insane

Her and her multiple personalities

Let’s not forget birdie and NK stalking and harassing his ex. If she “landed” him, what was the need for the psycho behavior?

Given to her by another Guelphite who is soooo desperate for fame and riding coat tails. Just wanted the mention on her IG. An absolute “pick me girl”. Shes also insufferable.

Could you imagine, being on yet another lovely vacation with your entire family, including your HUSBAND and your ex is living rent free in your head…forever…