I’m voting for Harris. I don’t need to watch a pep rally to convince me.

I go as quick as I can, but I have to stop for a cigarette between each batch.

Want to make a “firing range” pun, but nothing’s coming to me…leaving this as a placeholder in case inspiration strikes later.

The Mad Max people had it right, there should be way more mohawks and scrap metal body armor going around.

To save you a click, no one is ever happy now.

The need to make everything into a competition or to one-up any story or anecdote.

And that’s why you always leave a note!

It doesn’t, it’s just that going from zero to 1/4" inch of hair is a lot more noticeable than going from 1 to 1.25 inches.

On the other hand, Vance depicted men and boys as “suppressed”, saying 52 minutes in that “one of the weird things about elite society is it’s deeply uncomfortable with masculinity”.

Warming to the theme, Vance said: “This is one weird thing that conservatives don’t talk about enough … We don’t talk enough about the fact that traditional masculine traits are now actively suppressed from childhood all the way through adulthood.”

This is literally all you talk about, you fucking chuds.

I got married even though it meant waiting for every restaurant meal to be photographed and posted to Instagram before I could take a bite.