Universal Monk
Socialist Mormon Satanist. Transracial Socialist Workers Party Kopimist. Debt-free. Alcohol-free. Drug-free. Caffeine-free. I won’t be bowing down to the Duopoly. Never have, never will.
“Next time you think you’re grounded in reality, think again—because in this tale, it’s not just your mind that mushrooms out of control. Hope you’re ready for the root of all terror!”
"In tonight’s tale of terror, we follow a man with a mission—a mission to get rid of a mysterious figure.
Our brave hero thinks he’s just battling a keyboard warrior on the interwebs, but after a little trip, he’ll learn that hunting sea lions isn’t as easy as he thought.
Get ready, boils and ghouls, for a twisted tale of identity, deception, and a change of taste you won’t believe… until it’s too late!"
“Well, well, well. Looks like our lonely botanist has found a friend that really grows on him… but be careful, dear boils and ghouls, because in this twisted tale, the only thing thicker than love’s roots… is the blood it feeds on! So grab your gardening gloves and prepare for a tale where a nice little friendship blossoms… and so do the bodies!”
“Derek, a gardening enthusiast with a thirst for dark secrets, learns too late that some seeds are best left unplanted, they can just tear up a garden!”
Sorry for yet another plant story, but I can’t help it. I like plant stories! I promise my next one has nothing to do with plants tho! :)
“Evelyn thought she’d uncovered a forgotten faith—but some secrets are better left buried in the dust of time!”
And mods allowing you to spread thousands of lies had absolutely nothing to do with it whatsoever.
What lies? They were news articles. lol
Also, you were allowed to post about how you created a program to track my every post and comment on Lemmy, and you constantly shared stats about me.
Here’s the deal: Trump won the popular vote by a much bigger margin than anything I could have influenced with my posts. He would’ve won even if I’d never joined Lemmy.
I’m not evading bans. We’re totally free to set up on any instance we like. And there are lots of instances. I know that annoys you, but welcome to the fediverse!
Like you said, this is a public forum. :)
I think it’s hilarious that you were so obsessed with me that you followed me around posting my post stats. lmao
And what will I be banned for? Saying that I wouldn’t vote for Harris? Cuz it sure looks like a fuckton of people didn’t vote for Harris.
That’s why Trump won the popular vote too, friend.
Hey, remember when .world accused me of working in Russia and that I would disappear the day after the election? Just because I was a proud socialist?!