Everyone was having a fish party so I grabbed my fish fork but once I arrived I realized I had grabbed my pastry fork instead. Everyone laughed at me. “Want a fish pie?” they kept asking. “Want a fish pie?”

God, I’m so embarrassed. I wish I had seen this chart sooner.

I suppose the DM has a contingency plan for if someone casts Zone of Truth

I see that hair curl! A lot of time and care went into that. Very nice!

RaW vs RaI: Heresy Edition

Me: Explaining to the the tax man I got my money from a magic island full of witches and monsters.

Tax Man: They got oil over there?

Good Me: Hey, if the party wants to use revivify on an NPC, that’s really sweet. It shows they’re emotionally invested in the game. Don’t have the lich counterspell it.

Evil Me: Yeah, have the lich use disintegrate immediately afterwards, instead. Try rezzing that, religion nerd!

Mana cost is a copiable attribute, so even though the copy is a 1/1 spirit token, it has a mana value above 2.

Unfortunately for the muggers, their target was Konsi.

Fortunately for the muggers, their target was Konsi.

(Where is the kenku? Is he safe? Is he… alright?)