Well, it’s not like First Lady Convict was going to be supportive, so someone had to do it.

Just throw the PokéRap on repeat again. It’ll come back to you in no time.

It figures that the one time Detect Mimic really was a false positive, she got a C textbook out of it.

Apartheid Lonnie’s “efficiency” in action. I wouldn’t trust this man to wipe his own ass, let alone with a cabinet position.

The affidavit does not mention the full list of influencers, but is still a terrifying indicator of how deep the Russian plot to interfere in U.S. politics really goes.

Well, why not? Name and shame all of them. Normal political ads are required to tell you who paid for them (even if they only do it in the fine print). There’s no reason not to hold these schmucks to the same standard just because it’s TikTok vids or whatever instead of magazine or TV ads.

Don’t usually hear about instances of women sexually coercing men (thanks, toxic patriarchal double standards!). Taking him at his word for the moment, it’s unfortunate that this happened to him at all to begin with, but good on him for being willing to speak out.

If President Convict didn’t want to get punished during his campaign, maybe he shouldn’t have done the crimes.

Investing in actual education infrastructure won’t get VC techbros their yachts, though.

It’s the Botox lips, I think.

At least this time it was millions of dollars? Not like those two sailors arrested last year who only got paid like 10K or so for the trouble.