Vance would streams himself inside a couch.

FTFY. On Onlyfans.

Oh do go get fucked.

Fucking spot on.

Well, it depends on how you look at the price. Take the corduroy suit, for example. It took 4 meters of material. If I recall correctly, it was about €20/meter, plus the lining for another €40, so €120 in total. Then buttons, thread, and what not, MAYBE €20. I already own all the sewing equipment, so that’s not really a factor after multiple years, but let’s call that €60. Let’s say €200 all in. Then it takes about 12 hours for measuring, cutting, and sewing.

A similar “fast fashion” suit is around €250-300, then it needs to be tailored, so let’s say €350-400. I know what I’m about, so the quality of the handmade suit is better, with more precise and actually finished stitching, properly sewn on buttons, and much higher quality materials. It’ll last for years with proper care, while fast fashion clothing tends to fall apart quite quickly.

So it’s a bit cheaper in materials, a huge investment in time, but it fits perfectly and lasts much longer. Also no sweat shops.

If you go to a United States prison, all of the electronics are clear!

You can make your own clothes like me (early 50s, married cishet male), then have people question your sexuality and try to hook you up with their guy friends.

I just like dressing the way I want to dress and sometimes I want a burgundy corduroy dress suit or neon trews.

Mrrrmmm, ACKchyually, she’s over 15 so it’s EPHEBOphilia. They’re two very different things, thank you very much.

/s, kiddie diddling is kiddie diddling.

Anyone unironically using any variation of “I’m just telling it how it is” is generally an idiot. You don’t disprove that trend.

You’re much kinder than I.