No idea. Purloined from the internets.

No idea. i absconded with it from some dark corner of the internet.

Hadn’t heard of The Pentaverate, but it sounds like it might be funny.

Meteorism is serious business, not to be taken lightly.

Sorry, I’m not familiar. Where would I find that?

What then - THEY steal it?

Say you want fries with that one mo time, mf.

Well, would ya lookit that.

If I had to guess, I would have thought it was situated in Innuendo County.

I don’t buy his ‘fell asleep’ excuse. It seems more likely that there was a medical episode that he doesn’t want to reveal, lest it threaten a commercial driver license.

Or maybe he just goes off like a light switch into impertubable REM sleep. Nah.

Colonel Flatulence doesn’t have any friends.