SonnyVabitch

Whose feet, JFC! :O

Not Oates, he went out into the blizzard and never returned, the absolute madlad. He was poorly, but the others wouldn’t leave him behind to his certain death, so he just up and left the tent for a “little walk”, never to be seen again, in order to give a chance to the others. A true English gentleman.

The others continued their journey for another two weeks or so, until they all died, to be found later.

Oates could still be wandering around in the snow. He did say he might be some time…

Edit: wandering not wondering, although to be fair both are unlikely 140+ years after his birth.

I had to go on google translate to appreciate this meme, but it was totally worth it.

I accidentally imagined four. Should I unimagine one or just roll with it?

On the one hand, it has zero impact on my life, since I will not be buying these cars for another 15-20 years, if ever. On the other, seeing evidence of enshittification everywhere I look is the thing that will radicalise me, much sooner than that.

According to a 4yo I know, the only downside of her little friend having two mummies is that poor boy has to draw 2 (two!) Mother’s Day cards.

Yo Mama jokes are yet to arrive at the nursery.

Cycling two abreast is better for the driver, since they can overtake much quicker.

Anon triggered empty nester’s brooding instinct. Stand by for awesome home baked cakes.

As a lifelong but largely unsuccessful student of the German language I find sextremismus intriguing and funny.