Why would you want to ruin a perfectly good animatronic Elvis like that?

Is that what they mean by giving the dog a bone?

Svarte Daga in my ass

My family was pretty poor growing up, but we had cable. Back in the day there would occasionally be free weekends of Disney Channel, HBO and the like. Whenever there was one of those free weekends, my parents would buy a super long blank VHS tape and record hours of random movies. So for years every movie that I watched had an 800 number that would pop up every few minutes asking you to call and subscribe.

Exactly. If the don’t close the loopholes then this means precisely dick.

Be white.

In the eastern Kansas city that I live in, a living wage for a single person with no kids is almost $20/hr. There is no way $18 is nearly enough in California.

Can someone build me an all electric Econoline? Preferably with a wizard painted on the side.

Trump’s out there making Sean O’Brien look more and more foolish every week.

I miss bugs. It freaks me out how few I see anymore.