Hope you made enough for all of us! It’s rude not to share you know… /s

Take 1d4 piercing + 10d10 psychic damage

“Sorry Timmy, I’ll buy you ice cream on the way home if you don’t tell mom I was rooting against you”

I’m with you. Those spring-latch-things on the micro just give up on life and the whole thing becomes useless or tears apart the port you try to plug them into. I say leave them in the past

And because of the little metal piece that would break off and prevent your phone from charging. You could just weasel it out with tweezers but most people would think their port was broken because they didn’t know it was even an issue.

… this makes me slightly suspicious that you are, in fact, a deodorant taste tester.

In the US we have a lot of strawberry kiwi flavored drinks. Rarely just kiwi by itself though.

Ranch contains no mayonnaise. It’s base is buttermilk