@ThisIsAManWhoKnowsHowToGling

It’s September.

@Dagnet @dragontamer
I saw a video of a guy doing breaststroke in full plate mail once. Sure, it was rough for him, and he was already pretty fucking good at swimming, but he didn’t sink like metal Mario or anything like that.

@Fosheze
Don’t forget the citric acid! If you don’t include the citric acid, the water doesn’t go into the cheese right.

@The_Picard_Maneuver
Does that really count as cheese, though?

@The_Picard_Maneuver
I am so grateful I have never played with someone like this

My group’s campaign started with us being called in to select the next heir, which involved investigating the sins of the imperial harem. When we got there, there were about 60 children and 12 viable heirs. Currently, there are 5 remaining children and 2 viable heirs.

Yes

@nothacking @Stamets @rpgmemes
Thats just dnd in general right there

Are we playing the same campaign? Lol

@edgemaster72
I like playing evil dickasses. Thankfully all of Eberron is morally grey at best. House Jorasco, for example, happens to be “what if the U.S. Healthcare System, in addition to being extortionate and evil, was also part of the executive branch?”

To be fair, the god I picked would probably disapprove of me being extortionate. But it’s not like there aren’t priests living absurdly wealthy lives that Jesus sure wouldn’t approve of. #joelosteen