I have hurt my neck more than once by sneezing too hard.

Girls put their wallet in their purse. It’s already impossible to find it if a woman asks you to take her wallet out of her purse. There is no way you will get that wallet unnoticed.

They are meant to be installed in a corner.

THEN THE WINGED HUSSARS ARRIVED

Wake me up with a boner

I went to the expensive grocery store. I had to keep working the entire time. When I went to my usual store after work, I’d have to wait in line to enter the store just to find out the horders bought everything again. The horders didn’t go to the expensive store, so I didn’t have to wait in line and most of the time I could find everything I needed.

Hottentottententententoonstelling

My shop has a big lounge where you can wait until your car is ready. You can get coffee, tea or water. There is free wifi and I have seen people who brought their laptop to work there. You get a pager to let you know when your car is ready. If you don’t stay in the lounge, they send you a text instead.