Selmafudd

I particularly like that he labels himself as ex-Founder of something… Either you established something or you didn’t, you can’t take it back motherfucker

Wait, so I can take my cat somewhere and have them scratch someone else besides me?

And now I finally know what ich iel means, thank you

What about a scoreboard too?

Us sus?

So our eyes just happen to be flawed enough to not make it out.

/s

Your flatmate wasn’t straight, just none practicing

Surely there’s a difference between camping and living in a tent

God I’m dyslexic af, I read it as Australia and I’m like why would anybody setup a pirated streaming service here and why wasn’t I using it… wasn’t until I read “arrests were made in Vienna, Lower Austria, Salzburg, Vorarlberg, and Tyrol” that I worked it out

Yeah here I’m pretty sure it’s the driver gets a fine and the passenger too if they’re over 16yo