Miles O'Brien

Everyone is free to stab themselves in the knee with a grill meat fork.

Just make sure you’re ready to accept the consequences of stabbing yourself with a grill meat fork.

“oh well he didn’t mean it that way”

It’s endless narcissists prayer.

That didn’t happen.
And if it did, it wasn’t that bad.
And if it was, that’s not a big deal.
And if it is, that’s not my fault.
And if it was, I didn’t mean it.
And if I did, you deserved it.

THANK YOU!

I always say a fun “bad” movie is often better than a high production value meh movie.

Give me comic book ridiculous Hellboy, not some serious brooding slop.

I want the movie to understand exactly what it is, and lean into it.

Give me Spaceballs. Give me Godzilla. I have seen so many “artsy” films. sometimes I just want to watch a guy punch another guy with a teacup so hard he dies, and scare three other dudes with a can opener.

Sometimes I just want to see a couple normal looking people absolutely wreck a gang of thugs who underestimated their opponent.

And hope if they make sequels, the sequels don’t get too full of themselves.

Those Old Scientists sure loved to throw security at every problem and hope they have enough bodies to drown whatever is threatening them.

I see no problem with blocking users for their belief that I should be slaughtered over the sin of checks comments being born in the USA.

And I see no problem blocking instances where they gather.

How long until someone says “hamas infiltrated them”?

Taking all bets, I’m giving it 24 hours!

“You can cut that out, right?”

“We can… But we won’t.”

The moral high road is filled with corpses.

Relevant:

https://xkcd.com/166

I’m already loving to misuse slang around all the nieces and nephews. They’re all 3-14, so it changes depending on which kid is around, but the eye rolls are fantastic.

We need to tap into the power of the cringe and we might have an unlimited energy source.

Edit to add my updated version