Rakudjo

Doesn’t fit the bill exactly, as it only features a single playable character, but Hades is an absolutely wonderful game that featuring the Greek pantheon for its story.

Just grab 'em by the pussy, I guess?

You can’t bring up my past decisions and hold them against me. People can grow, learn, and change.

Sorry, advocate for the devil; you’ve had 8 years to grow and reflect on the first presidency. That defense doesn’t work twice!

The Democratic Engagement to Elect Sanders. DEES nuts, we could even call it!

because I’ve still yet to buy a physical game for it.

I didn’t get the disc edition for the PS5 games. I got it for the PS4 games I still owned physically over digitally, and would rather not repurchase my library as part of the cost of the console.

Made me want to L’hopital off!

That’s when we’re most discrete, is when we’re used to hiding it while living under the parents’ roof!

You’re “free” to die in a cardboard box under a freeway

Actually… They made that illegal. You’re free to rot in prison for being homeless, though!

And even if it doesn’t, it’ll still make hundreds of trillions of dollars doing it, so it was worth it in the end.

As long as you get it to me while I’m doing the dishes, not after I’ve finished the last plate!