PurpleSkull

Brother stop your empty revenge fantasies. No one wants to go to jail for the rest of their lives or shot by bodyguards for killing soulless MAGA lich #26153 that will be replaced within minutes if not seconds. FORMER Maga lich no less.

Name a single Trump cabinet member that you could call “highly competent” regardless of your political opinion of him/her. You can’t.

So no worries.

The only reason this guy is out is that he’s an astonishingly incompetent DUI hire.

Hegseth hasn’t been sober since he was 3 and he’s still…uh…let’s call it “working”.

Tell them how to make gunpowder.

That right here is all you need. If you can actually forge a gun and show them how to make gunpowder, you don’t need anything else. Although even then you would probably be executed shortly after for being a threat to the nobility.

Let me cook you something AMAZING!

First I need some curry…uh…okay, do you have salt? WHAT?

Alright, where is the oven? Time to prepare you some amazing lasagna! Where do you keep your noodles? No noodles? I guess I can hack it with potatoes.

…PO-TA-TOES! YOU…WHAT???

Okay nevermind, let me show you why you need to stop spending all your money on survival in warfare and instead fund my school! I can teach you to…uh…tell you about things we have in the future. No, I don’t know how to create any of that. But trust me bro, just give me money. No need to tie me to your trebuchet like that, I’m sure I can remember how to build an airplane somehowAHHHHHHHHHH

You tried.

Edit: But don’t worry, your myriads of novel diseases in your body will pretty much wipe out the continent you spawned on. Revenge!

Who’s that guy? Doesn’t look like the guy they were searching for. At all.

“Ms. Dugan wholeheartedly regrets and protests her arrest,” her attorney, Craig Mastantuono, told U.S. Magistrate Judge Stephen C. Dries. “It was not made in the interest of public safety, and we ask that the court allow her release.”

Dries released Dugan from custody to await future court proceedings.

Yep. Good luck finding a judge convicting another judge. What the fuck is that retard thinking?

Tankies are nazis now too? My my.

But more than that, I no longer care. There is ALWAYS a battle between fascists and commies when a country falls apart by the dissolving of the middle class. Traditionally the fascists win, because they have the (at first reluctant) backing of the establishment and of course all rich people. But everyone should know at this point it ALWAYS leads to catastrophe for the country. I choose gommunism this time if I’m forced to choose by Trump and his conglomeration of amoeba. Those fuckers want the country to burn down? I burn it down first by helping to establish American juche.

Ah, here is step one. The “Mutter der Nation” medal for women having 5+ children.

Next stop: Lebensborn projects where women are forced to get impregnated by real american patriots ™

Have seen euromaidanpress articles before, I think they’re legit if not a bit sensationalist and obviously very pro-Ukraine.

And of course Russia blames a smoooooking incident. There’s this one Russian guy who just smokes everywhere he shouldn’t. Munition storages, aviation bases, flagship Moskva…