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Everyone knows there’s no such thing as leftover crack

Needle was right there

Why is that ironic?

I get that. Where is the irony? I think to be ironic there needs to be some air of unexpectedness. I certainly think it’s amusing to say that you were buffing a nerf gun, but maybe not unexpected

But I think Alanis Morissette would be on board

It’s an abridged version of the “in this essay I will…” trope

Figma balls

More like A Wrinkle in Time, the 1962 book

Unfortunately, to get the benefit of the slip steam, you gotta be pretty close to the back of the truck. If you have space for good reaction time, you’re probably too far back