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At a certain point we could blame the leadership. Or at least tell people it’s “safe”. A lot of caveats though.

So we’re just doing “early death” as a cause of death now?

I had a co-worker get a warning once for eating leftover pizza. I’ve seen my mom eat the messiest sandwich and get off with a warning. It really depends on how many kids you have to drop off. No one fucks with a hungry momma bear.

Whenever we watch old home movies all I can think of is the food. You know what it tasted like and in certain cases it’s never been the same. There’s one video of me walking around naked in a cowboy hat (I was 4) at lunch time and all I can think of when I see it is “I want that sandwich, I remember that sandwich”. Anyways, this picture is tasty. It brought back some memories. Clearly.

Steve Jobs gets resurrected and goes back to the company.

“What are we working on?”

“iPhone 29 and basically an iPod again”

Steve Jobs dies again immediately.