Paranoidfactoid

Guess InfoWars will begin publishing more factual articles, then.

Kinky is as kinky doesn’t.

Hope she’s into orgasm denial.

A type 1 phaser set to the lowest stun setting will melt butter patties if you just flash it on and off quickly.

That will last only until a judge signs a warrant.

It’s a quip, not a manifesto.

They’re not listening to me.

A woman is sugar and spice and everything nice. Until she is scorned. Then hell hath no fury.

This logic doesn’t align with their mass deportation policy.

OS/2 WARP MIGHT BE THE BETTER CHOICE