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Onionguy

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Ça va, et toi?

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SIE

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Hier irgendwo hab ich doch Schnapspralinen liegen sehn…

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Did you ever hear the tragedy of Darth Plagueis The Wise? I thought not. It’s not a story the Jedi would tell you. It’s a Sith legend. Darth Plagueis was a Dark Lord of the Sith, so powerful and so wise he could use the Force to influence the midichlorians to create life… He had such a knowledge of the dark side that he could even keep the ones he cared about from dying. The dark side of the Force is a pathway to many abilities some consider to be unnatural. He became so powerful… the only thing he was afraid of was losing his power, which eventually, of course, he did. Unfortunately, he taught his apprentice everything he knew, then his apprentice killed him in his sleep. Ironic. He could save others from death, but not himself, you piece of shit.

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Thank you lain.

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The Stand by Steven King And Illuminati by Dan Brown

Were two of my favorites. Bonkers conspiracy stuff nowadays but I enjoyed it as fiction. xD

The Master and Margarita by Bulgakov Was another amazing one.

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Schlechte Maimais? Knast. Alte Maimais? Knast. Maimais nich Zeitgemäß? Knast. Maimais zu Zeitgemäß? Ob du’s glaubst oder nicht: Knast.

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Mh mh mhm. The only thing that’s missing here is a cool coleslaw-popsicle.

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