OldWoodFrame

Step 1: Fire 80% of your programmers

Step 2: Promise new features including getting into banking and ecommerce and literally doing “everything”

Step 3: ???

Step 4: Profit(?)

Seems like step 3 might involve stopping doing even the basics of keeping your existing client base happy.

This is wild I had no idea.

I’ve been happy with Liftoff.

Technically the metric system is “the preferred system of weights and measures for United States trade and commerce” as per the Metric Conversion Act of 1975.

You’re just also allowed to use lbs and feet and stuff and most people do.

Oh this is for people who DISLIKE subscriptions, not people who want to have sex with them?

The wealth of all 2660 billionaires combined is $12.2 Trillion. Spread that wealth around to everyone in the world and every single person, including the billion people who live on less than $1/day, would get $1,550.

What’s to stop some Republican billionaire from buying the company and shutting it down entirely before 2024? Maybe you get sued for damages but that doesn’t undo an election. They have to be a lot more prepared for situations like this.

I didn’t know the world record was so seemingly achievable. I just saw a 2000+lb pumpkin at my stupid local contest, wasn’t even a state fair. Those last 750lbs are difficult, I’m sure.

Because they agree he lost a free and fair election right?

Right?

At first I thought this was about the Pebble smart watch from 2012. Pretty confused how that becomes a Mastadon instance.