I think he enjoys it because he is the machine. The wailing of those who oppose him is the most sweet lullaby.

Bite my shiny metal mask? Ahh. Whatever. You know it baby.

Nah, you are just immune to COVID and emit 6G.

In The Lord of the Rings, orcs are a corrupted race of elves. In Tolkien’s mythology, orcs are traditionally “monstrous” and represent corrupted, twisted versions of elves and men. 

According to the Silmarillion, orcs are a corrupted race of elves, either bred that way by Morgoth, or turned savage in that manner. The Dark Powers tortured, corrupted and bred the captive Elves until they became the vile Orcs. 

Tolkien’s further writings indicate the Orcs were a corrupted mish mash of Elf, Human and beast, in varying combinations. Some Orc leaders were incarnate entities. 

Tolkien himself never fully landed on a final ‘origin’ of the orcs.

Am… am I swiss?

Good. Fuck that landlord.

“THIS IS NOT MY BEAUTIFUL WIFE”

They can only perform when a woman is cross with them.

Just because it’s no longer supported doesn’t mean there’s not some poor intern refactoring spaghetti backend in a basement somewhere using it.

The wild west.