It just occurred to me that we are the lowest paid, highest power workers in the office. Do you think the cute graphic design chick in the marketing department can take down the whole business? No.

Accounts receivable and payable can stop doing their thing and it will go to shit, but not Instantly.

Even ceos can order something dumb and it will take a good amount of time to execute.

I’m in Australia and had this set to my notification tone for some time. Unfortunately nobody obviously knew what it was from

I don’t speak German but what’s with all the fish on here today?

I find it ironic that windows uses dir - ie directory - to list what’s there, but Linux only uses ls to list whatever the fuck

“Cars are better” @ParsnipWitch

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There was a quote attributed to Lao Tzu I saw on tiktok the other day, and I was pretty damn sure it was nowhere in the Tao Te Ching, but I was curious if there was some weird translation out there I wasn’t aware of.

The conversation went EXACTLY like this. Like down to the word.