Mr Poletski

tears in eyes

are you a fox?

sniff

how could you say that’s not offensive

breaks down in tears

Guy lost his marbles years ago, fuck him.

spits out coffee

wwwhhhhhhaaaaattt?

Aside from the myraid of good arguments about why this is a good thing to be happening.

Having, in a past attempt to quit smoking, used a few. The ones that they tried to make look like a cigarette.

Yeah they are really awful, utterly horrid. I’d rather suck turd out a camels arse. Turned out I’d also rather just stop entirely (sorry, I only lasted about 18 months. but I will mange it)

All of them.

Indeed, he’s a five star cunt.

why does everyone have headlines leaving people thinking straight porridge is banned when it is absolutely not?

when an M&S Christmas ad is just as risqué an S&M Christmas ad

Said it before and I’ll say it again:

Reform UK, party by and for billionaires. If elected, they would be like the tories right after injecting a kilo of meth into their eyeballs.

At this point I’m asking myself who I’d rather have sitting opposite Kier Starmer and no matter how many times I run it through my head, Ed Davey wins every time, no contest.