Immerhin kann man alles lesen. Beamer sind echt nervig

You kinda can? You can register your USB as a storage and use steams offline mode. You just need internet once to log in

Here is a great defcon talk that might give you some ideas: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5CzURm7OpAA

There is a ujust command for it. You can see the model with lsusb (if it is a stick) or lspci (if it is a card)

Check if you have a broadcom adaptor. They have to be enabled manually as they screw with other wifi drivers

Why pirate Resolve? The non studio version is free (but not OSS)

Plants vs Zombies

So, if they make it 18+, they would be fine? (not that this is a solution)

Which “ads company”? No offense, just curious.