I know the feeling. A few months ago I randomly got a video call from my boss. Both he and the owner of the company were in the line. They let me know that they unfortunately had to let go of almost everyone on the dev team. Some funding had fell through (gotta love startups). Fortunately, I got to keep my job that day, but I can’t shake the feeling that another layoff is right around the corner.

It’s not real, that’s the Mediterranean sea.

I still had to pay a fee when I adopted mine. It wasn’t much, but I still considered it “buying” my dog.

How else would you get one?

No, we haven’t perfected the pheasant yet.

Why don’t you go eat a pheasant, you commie.

Once we perfect it, you mean.

I don’t at the moment. I accidentally left it in the handicapped stall of a Walmart restroom a few weeks ago.

I guarantee there was a lack of trigger discipline at play

It’s hard to explain. At least for me, it helps me see things from another perspective. I work in web dev, and one of my favorite activities is to smoke a little bit, then work on my side projects. Some of my best work has come from my hyper focused, high, programming sessions.

Weed really kinda follows you wherever you take it. If you wanna veg out on the couch and watch TV, it’ll facilitate that for you. If you wanna go down a research rabbit hole on some obscure topic, it’ll facilitate that just fine too.