Kongpiler

The beeping sound computer monitors make as they render text. Wtf?

My wife described cargo shorts as men’s replacement for handbags. She’s not wrong.

Whenever I try this my kid will go “dad, please stop talking” and go back to his Legos immediately. Guess I need to work on my teaching skills.

That has to be what she was fishing for.

For me it’s the “Seeegaaaa” and then a small prayer hoping that the Sonic cartridge is properly inserted.

I use a slim tooth pick for port cleaning. Works perfectly!

Happens to me every time I sleep on airplanes. Never happens otherwise. I tend to get some weird looks from the other passengers.