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Thanks, this has a lovely, ‘The Onion’ vibe

Yeah but a woman with a dick has three in the bush.

Nah, flyingsquid obviously means two floor bolts, a chain, flapper and a handle. I mean look at him.

I needed this right now

Well glad this article brought my attention to this app. Now I can download it and remove google maps from my devices

This follows that Ricky Gervais joke rule: if you think of something that you think is funny YOU HAVE to say it.

Just wait until rhe Aristoteleans hear about the booleans

Ah yes, FlyingSquid was just a gleam in their fathers eye back then.

If love were all in my ass (Noel Coward)

Best one I’ve tried is Florida free called periobrite by natures answer. Before that Blanx, but I havnt used it in a while or know who sells it.