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JusticeForPorygon

JusticeForPorygon@lemmy.world
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Is there a big market for overweight teenage boy tiddies?

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Wdym clearly this is just how the founding fathers intended for our constitutional Republic to work. /s

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To build on this, we could have two new options in the summon menu.
“Select freighter” for picking one of your capital ships/freighters to summon.
“Summon Fleet” which gives you the epic galactic empire style entrance with all of your ships in formation. The current freighter button could either be replaced with “Select freighter” similar to how you pick exocraft, or kept and set to summon the last freighter you boarded, like how Starships work.

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Send it to that geoguesser guy on Youtube

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In Empire, Han tells 3PO to “talk to the Falcon” and later 3P0 comments on the ship’s “peculiar dialect.” Obviously at the time those lines were written it was just a half joke half figure of speech, but you could argue in universe it implies Han knows the Falcon is conscious and 3P0 was referring to the fact that the Falcon was actually communicating with him, rather than just giving diagnostic data.

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Is that not exactly what we see in the movie?

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I’ve been wearing slip on shoes for so long idk if I could even tie a granny knot

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I use Neutrogena soap on my face and occasionally a pore strip on my nose followed by one of those noxzema cleaning pads with salicylic acid to help shrink the pores. I also have some blotting paper in my backpack incase things get uncomfortable during the day.

I’d do more but I honestly can’t be bothered. Just the bare minimum to keep the acne and face oils at bay.

Oh and a beard trimmer. I don’t shave because I I don’t like the burn. Plus when I do get acne it really sucks to shave over.

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Yes exactly like that!

Plus maybe some antitrust lawsuits if we’re lucky

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