HoustonHenry

I was gonna say to start laying off when it gets to 165F, I don’t think residual heat will help in this case 😁

Somewhere, somehow, there’s a chihuahua that looked 80% like a miniature Doberman…

Having a jesus there would be too much for them to handle

The more you read, the funnier it gets 🤣 what a mook

No I don’t

You might wanna gain permission before grabbing anyone

Spiderman from the darkest timeline

It’s not, but that didn’t stop him bragging that it was 😁

I’m with you, I bet he’s relieved he still has his job so he can continue to evade repercussions for his fraud charges (wanna bet it gets tossed anyways 🤮)

“I shouldn’t have done that!”