Hobbes_Dent

“Right.”

- Fred

I’m trying to reach you about your driver’s license renewal.

*record scratch*

🎶Go on, take the money and run 🎶

I think that’s acceptable Brit speak tbh.

Kingdom of Heaven

When a man looks at you like that, you don’t question why he changes everyone’s name to Dead Jim, you just nod and back away.

Nice pitchfork.

Why now, FBI?

I don’t know how we are supposed to just think “oh what a co-inky-dink”. Maybe I’m missing some timeline stuff here but I keep seeing DOJ action based on unsealed FBI stuff. Great, but when was it sealed? They probably have sealed documents that say the sky is blue too.

Edit: ok then. It’s just asking why we see action now when we’ve all know it for a long time. Carry on.

FEED ME, SEYMOUR.

Yet millions will still think Trump will save the economy. The absurdity of it all. The terrifying absurdity of it all.