it was just fine to not only start flipping thru paperwork in the managers office but to also look over employee payroll checks

Hey so believe it or not but she was right; people should have the right to know what their coworkers get paid. Stop pretending it’s supposed to be secret.

Vegane Milch = Bohnensaft

Kaffee ist Bohnentee

You want uniforms?

But where does offensive start? People in my youth would’ve called some of our metal band shirts to be offensive.

See, I would’ve never in a million years guessed armpits are somehow offensive to anyone.

^paid*

^sorry

Gekoloniseerd?

Denmark what the fuck are you doing

But now when people find out I have three kids and ask their genders I get to say one of each and then delight in their facial expressions.

The Daddest of Dads