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Some Trump crony sent them a letter saying they could no longer criticize trump in any way and must praise trump at the start of each show and they said, uh, no fuck off. So they are cutting all their funds. This is just a guess.

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Eh, potatoes? Just get some plastic eggs and some paint, tinsel/glue and stickers and decorate those.

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I really think that’s part of the plan. If all the smart libruls leave then they can guarantee their future electoral victories. It’s the same with the anti-trans and abortion legislation in backwater states. Make life miserable for those affected, they leave to greener pastures, Repubs lock down their states for another generation.

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I feel like I should start wearing a mask again in stores and other crowds, because this administration is going to kill me if I wait for the experts.

ps There are no experts anymore just these anti vaccine loony fuckshits.

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They used an AI to come up with the tariff rates. There’s no actual proof that trump can count past single digits.

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So he’s giving the other countries a 90 day reprieve to seek other trading partners? Ones that aren’t dictated by a toddler who thinks random mood swings are the basis of a sensible foreign trade policy? Smart move, trump.

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Oh they do, but usually not by choice.

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I wonder what percentage of that is going to be kicked back to trump as a commission?

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He’ll throw Starlink under the bus because his ego can’t handle admitting he’s a trash gamer.

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When we’re in a bona fide depression he’s going to point to this as the reason he failed. “Look, if China, those damn Chinese, if the China had just let me grab them by the wallet, if they played nice, well we’d all by billionaires by now. I promise. The best billionaires. Believe me. It’s China’s fault.”

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