DON’T WORRY, MF’ER, JUST KEEP YOUR HANDS ON THE HANDLEBARS AND HOLD ON TIGHT! YOU’LL BE JUST FINE, WE’RE ALL CHEERING FOR YA! KEEP CRANKIN’ THAT HOG!

That’s a funny way to say “Trump campaign manipulates emotions of grieving parents”

See also:

https://nebraskapublicmedia.org/en/news/news-articles/using-loophole-seward-county-seizes-millions-from-motorists-without-convicting-them-of-crimes/

https://mander.xyz/comment/13282265

Woo!

High-speed rail

HELL YEAH, BROTHERS (AND SISTERS, AND OTHERS)!!!

FLIP THAT SWITCH TO ‘CRANKED’ AND THEN RIP IT RIGHT OFF! AROOO!

HERE’S THE BLESSING MY OLD MAM USED TO PUT ME IN BED WITH, WHICH I OFFER TO YOU HARD-CRANKING MF’ERS:

MAY THE ROAD RISE UP TO MEET YOUR HOG, MAY THE WIND ALWAYS BE AT YOUR MF’IN BACK. MAY THE SUN SHINE WARM ON YOUR GRINNING SKULL, AND MAY THE RAINS FALL LIKE BOMBS ON THE FIELDS OF YOUR ENEMIES!

AND MAY YOU CRANK YOUR HOG THROUGH THE PEARLY GATES BEFORE THE DEVIL EVEN KNOWS YOU’RE DEAD!

HELL YEAH, BROTHER! NEW BOOKS, OLD BOOKS, ALL BOOKS!

E-READERS ARE FOR THE WEAK; GET YOUR BODY SWOLE LUGGING FIVE 20-POUND HARDBACKS AROUND, WHILE GETTING YOUR MIND SWOLE TURNING THOSE PAGES!

P.S. - SISTERS AND OTHERS ALSO INCLUDED IN DAT “HELL YEAH”; THE PACK DOESN’T DISCRIMINATE, MF’ERS!

LIKE WHO YOU LIKE, MF’ER, THE GREAT THING ABOUT THAT IS YOU GET TO OGLE EVERYBODY! WITH RESPECT AND CONSENT, OF COURSE! AROOOO!!