Until it’s “accidentally” turned back on during an update. Whoops.

A fine battle tactic - I had not considered disrupting ghaik supply lines before. Like killing two ghaik with one red dragon.

Lae’zel approves.

Ah yes, the old “I accidentally stepped on a fly, might as well exterminate the whole biosphere” defense

People attempting to apply the rules of one field to another, even though it makes no sense. Say, applying rules of formal logic to everyday language, and/or expecting others to do the same.

When will you get out of prison?

Why are conservatives so cartoonishly evil? Seriously, it’s like they look at all our stories, media and culture and think “wow! Those bad guys were really cool! I want to be like them when I grow up!”

A literal demon would make more compassionate choices than your average conservative.

I once had to go on a longer medical leave, couple of months. In preparation, I documented everything - pages upon pages answering all questions in easily searchable formats. For more than a month, any questions I got were answered with links to specific sections in the documentation, so people would know where to find everything. I put the links everywhere, in total there were at least 200 links to various sections of the documentation throughout all our communication mediums, as well as all information repositories.

After I came back from leave, most of the things I was responsible for were turned off. When I asked why, the response was “we didn’t find your documentation”.

I no longer care whether things keep working.

> be cat, hunt outside for fun

> humans tell me “bad cat, you’re destroying the ecosystem”

> be cat, see the error of my ways, become pacifist

> even share my food with my mortal enemy

> humans tell me “bad cat, can’t even catch a mouse that’s eating your food”

> ???

Condom, never used.