People call him an inventor. He’s not an inventor, he’s an investor. He’s not an engineer. He doesn’t know how to make cars or rockets. He didn’t invent the Tesla and he just plowed money into SpaceX. His brilliant ideas are things like having the Tesla make a fart noise. His experience is in coding and, based on comments of former Twitter engineers, he’s not even very good at that.

and sell popcorn with THC butter.

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One of my favorite pieces of graffiti ever was right in the middle of the downtown where I grew up- “I opened my mouth to vomit, but all I got were words.” It was there for decades, but it’s gone now.

I’m not that good with a spray can.

My boss was high 99% of the time he was at work.

Or awake.

As long as I don’t have to wear hose.

The problem I have with it is that HP also bricks third party ink. Basically they bought a printer that’s useless without a subscription fee. I don’t think that’s right.

This is the sort of action I love to see. Reddit thinks they own the moderators who are working for free. They want slaves. Fuck them.

Well it wasn’t a toe, so it likely wasn’t a German nihilist.

It’s always bothered me that people laughed at it, to be honest. It’s “let’s laugh at the fat kid.” Sure, he’s doing something silly. So what? Haven’t we all done silly things? But he’s also fat. And I think that’s a big part of this.

Also, it’s a lot of adults laughing at a child, which is just sick to me.