It’s me. I’m the turtle.

Maybe Cousins has finally shaken his curse of being an MNF choke artist. What a sweet drive.

So you’re saying it’s not a lot for a lot?

“Type: Kaizo: Expert”

I’m assuming yes, based on that.

Very cool. Did you make this?

Right. There were just too many mistakes and miscues to be mad at one play not going right for them. It shouldn’t have came to that. Be mad at your lack of execution, not the refs.

Sure it was close but that toe was out. It was a hell of an effort by Likely but no cigar.

In all actuality, Lamarr should have hit a wide open Zay Flowers in the end zone the play before.

His voter base is convinced Musk is a super genius. They’ll see this as a brilliant move.

He’s so weirdly childish.

Yeah this is a weird one for sure. I hate to be a “nothing ever happens” person but this one didn’t happen like the caption says it did.