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Dragonstaff

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The video on cancel looks like QVC. The “Trump Combat Knife” and banner promoting patriotaddictdeals.com just sum up the Republican party so well.

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I go to Rallies with presidential candidates to listen to music and form my political opinions by listening to DJs.

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Yes. It’s largely propagated by idiot gurus who charge other idiots to learn the magic incantations that are supposed to get them around laws.

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Perhaps “nobody” is slight exaggeration. But I guarantee that more people would buy Girl Scout cookies for $5 than a mystery box for $200.

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How little empathy can a human being have?

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Nobody snatches defeat from the jaws of victory like a Democrat.

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Nobody just gives away $200, and buying a “mystery box” from an anonymous stranger is the same thing.

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Biden could have decided not to run at any point. Many people were calling for him not to run and he didn’t suddenly become an 80 year old.

Biden waited until after the primaries to step down. I’m glad he’s gone, but “she was the only choice” because of Biden’s choice.

You can’t tell progressives “Vote in the primaries!” when you don’t even hold primaries.

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6,000 crickets released directly in the audience. (I hope from multiple points.) This is glorious. 😁

Maybe you don’t mind if a cricket jumps on you. I’d shudder and shake it off, demonstrating my lack of courage and dexterity. A lot of people will scream, jump around, or run.

Picture these assholes attending their favorite panel at TransphobiaCon. A cricket jumps on someone, she brushes it away in disgust. Another just feels something caught in her hair. She bats at it, looks into it’s beady, insectoid eyes and screams. More screams. The Transphobe in Charge can’t hold the audience’s attention.

There is some sort of insect infestation. Are they harmful? They don’t know. But they have to cancel their homophobia speech because nobody wants to sit in a room with thousands of crickets.

This is straight out of an 80’s movie and I am here for it!

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100% the first one, but absolutely hilarious in any case.

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