New old mascot that Rentlar inked below is ‘reinforcing’ the ‘war’ between the penguin/linux logos and the other.

It’s not really a joke, more a statement about the fox ebeing a thing now.

Idunno if technically correct is the best route to go here. But sure, if you wanna defend more bs marketting from a huge ass company, you go.

Lemme explainw hy the rest of us find this a little dumb to see. Iphone is famous for being the best phone in the world at recording video, which is not nearly as small, especially at high resolutions.

For context, a 4k60fps video is 400MB per minute, which would fill up the phone in less than 5 and a half hours. You can record less than four of your kids soccer games with that. If you go with 4k24fps (135MBpm), you can get 948 minutes of video which is 11 soccer games. You’ll probably get most of your kids soccer games, but you’ll have to dump the video if they get to the playoffs.

If you got noticably shitty quality at 720p30fps, (why would you do that on the phone camera with the arguable best video recordings in the world?!) you get 53 hours of video recording time.

Look, its a lot compared to vhs, which could do up to 240 minutes, or vhs-c, (the mobile vhs) which could do up to 60 minutes of video.

It’s a lot compared to phones from ten years ago, even. But it sure as fuck is not a lot when you compare it to literally any other phone from the same price bracket and age range. Thats the point. The storage is fucking average compared to competitors. If you use the phrase ‘a lot of storage’ you damn well better be doing at least twice what your competition is doing for me to agree with you.

KIDNEY STONES. THEY TEAR THE INSIDE OF YOUR DICK UP WITH RAZOR SHARP EDGES ON THE WAY OUT.

Here’s the blog post about it; https://www.da.vidbuchanan.co.uk/blog/netflix-on-asahi.html

Grab weeds, make them into a thick loops of plant. Tie a couple strands around it to hold together. Place in noticable spots.

Grass bends plenty enough to allow for basic loops/knots.

Assuming you’re based in the US.

Anything on usajobs.gov that you can message your resume into matching will do a good job of having good benefits, relatively low stress, and average pay.

Don’t use the builder on the website; it breaks and makes your resume illegible sometimes. Do look into what a federal resume has to look like in order to work.

I don’t see how this is a pro-church sort of vibe. Nobody in the churches i grew up in would talk so openly about this sort of thing, and especially not in such a sarcastic manner.

Doubly so since it’s a dude wearing it; if being trans is a sin, then joking about it sarcastically is definitely taboo.

I thought the joke was making fun of pat robertson’s wild quote “the feminist agenda encourages women to kill their children, practice witchcraft, and become lesbians.”

I read the shirt as “sorry missed church /s, i was too busy fucking around with things that are horrible for church-people to bother with it lmao”.

https://www.snopes.com/fact-check/pat-robertson-feminist-agenda/

lmao, you don’t need to take this very general statement so personally.

I usually go slightly faster or slower than most everyone else. It ensures i dont do my entire drive stuck in one of the packs that everyone seems to get caught up in. I’d much rather have half a mile of space between me and the next car than go the same speed as everybody else.

This doesn’t work in cities, or other states, but i spend my longest drive times going between cities in texas anyways.

That’s an art choice. They wen from gritty DC realism to cute chibi art to emphasize the disparity between what they’re pretending to be and what they’re actually doing.