Wait, I thought /s stood for “serious”

I don’t want the internet to be exclusively business

Antarctica has a population between 1000-5000 depending on the season.

I thought Antarctica was the driest continent?

They aren’t testing anything. They are just enacting a stealth twilight of old Reddit like they’ve been planning ever since they thought up the new UI.

Why would private ones need to be registered?

Mobile GPS is artificially disabled above a certain ground speed to prevent them being used as bootleg missile guidance systems.

Just put a speed limit on Starlink dishes, and then if you want to permit one side to use them simply whitelist those MACs. Perhaps the real reason is that a private company doesn’t want to be seen as choosing sides or maybe there are implications for international rules of war.

It’s a shitty upscale with crap audio tracks

I’ve never been stung by a wasp. I have been stung by multiple bees.

It’s an improvement on established technology. The “healthy” angle is that it has a drip tray. For some reason that has more marketing potential than: cooks quicker, with less energy, and a smaller device.

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Last_Chance_to_See