Bricriu

Because there’s literally other no single guys her age in this tiny Midwest town, and he’s new enough that he hadn’t built up a rep.

Because he was a power-mad heel that would have loved to keep being president indefinitely, if the threat of impeachment for illegal activities hadn’t caused him to resign.

Ok, I have to admit, I’m missing the reference. Is this a Dr. Pepper “I want to be a pepper too!” thing?

Is it time for an Al/Al ticket?

Hail my gimlet brother! I’ve gotten back into these in a major way over the last couple of years for the exact same reasons.

Probably a Chrysler.

“Properly” and “should” are doing a lot of work here.

Wait what?? Didn’t even know this was a thing…

And here’s me with just the OG collections like some kind of SUCKER

I’ve been thinking about muckers ever since I read the book back in the early 2000s. Wish more people knew about it.