This works for some things, but it’s like the parable of the boiled toad: you need to push on the edges of truth, not come out guns blazing with “post-birth abortions”, “Immigrants eating family pets”, and “Democrats wanted Roe v Wade overturned also”

The root of the thing is that Islamic teachings require practitioners to dress modestly.

Interpretations of this range from “cover your sex bits” to “don’t show an inch of skin to anybody except your husband”.

“How much money are you looking for in this role” is very common. “How much are you making right now” is not allowed.

…Acabas de escribir “guey” como “we”?

“Push here to open” on Mac and cheese boxes. I swear they don’t even bother perforating the boxes anymore.

Spherical isosceles triangle, in this particular example.

The lore is that the saarlac actually keeps you alive while digesting you. ~~Like, it puts roots in that act as life support so it has a constant source of protein or whatever. ~~ eh, that last but might not be accurate but there is some kind of enzyme in their stomach that keeps you alive? Whatever.

Residents of the suburbs be like:

Yes

The FBI recently came into some hard evidence about Russia’s interference actions.