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ApeNo1

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Just an old fart from down under here to read some cool content and have some laughs along the way.

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Microsoft CodeCop does not mess about but in fairness he was using identical names for local and global variables.

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It should have been $Googol instead.

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This is straight out of that WKYK racist juror sketch but sadly in real life.

“Well you, good sir, certainly are … one”

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They probably meant the true bible, “C Programming Language” by Kernigan & Ritchie. Good to teach kids about software.

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Baberaham Lincoln

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“The hospital misplaced a small section of his skull”

“The piece of skull removed measured 12 by 15 centimeters”

I seem to have a different view to this journalist of what constitutes a “small section” of a skull.

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Later that evening at the local tavern.

“So then when it fails for the third time, he drinks a cup of acid, tips his hat to the crowd, and then collapses.”

“Haha! That’s gold!”

The tavern falls silent.

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Rereads Tesla’s mission statement.

“Accelerating the world’s transition to sustainable energy.”

Stares at 3 ton lump of stainless steel parked in driveway.

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They have become more an Ad-verb in recent years.

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