Being Australian, it of course wants to kill you

The alternative-pop singer Momus contracted that from tapwater in Greece in the 90s, and has worn an eyepatch since.

Accidentally based

Isn’t Australia still a country where bikes are sold as sporting goods alongside cricket bats and gym mats, rather than as practical devices one would use in everyday life?

* accordion music intensifies *

A 2020s Everett True would be mostly him throwing a succession of mobile phones and computers through walls, in a perfectly understandable response to website/app dark patterns and the like.

Well, if Australia’s sporting heroes say that these paintings shouldn’t be on display, who are we to argue?

Wasn’t that the one made on a low budget by Cannon Films?

So, a new computer that works like an old computer?

Next there’ll be a bipartisan bill to bring back the Howard-era sedition laws, complete with anti-boycott provisions. Only the Greens and perhaps the Lambioids will vote against it.