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What prompted that disclosure? Could she smell the horniness emanating from Anon? Did he, as he noticed she was a woman, give off a vibe like a starving cartoon wolf imagining the main character as comprised entirely of sausages?

Clownshoes Churchill at it again

You’d think that, as a French company, they’d have expected this

Is the definition of English as a “French-German creole” (or even a romance-germanic creole) at all mainstream in linguistics? I was under the impression that mainstream linguistics classifies modern English firmly as West Germanic, and discounts the Normans’ infusion of French vocabulary into it as inconsequential.

Given its scarcity, helium should be more expensive, to the point where filling party balloons with it is decadent profligacy.

Truck nuts for audiophiles

It’s not meant to be funny, it’s meant to be a salve to a specific kind of soul. If you don’t feel the effects, that kind of soul isn’t yours.

Where’s the lie?

Everything old is new again

I know it’s anachronistic, but I’m imagining The Cure’s “Killing An Arab” as the music